NO MSPAINT NO WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU

>:( >:( >:( >:(

Please name this sexy babe.

For the good of the children. Think of them!

Then, by God, let's go take a dump in his pool!

this is what happens when I get a cold, take cough medicine and try to draw



Please tell me someone else reading this (aside from Rebekah) watches Venture Brothers. Because if you don't, you SHOULD. RIGHT NOW.

seriously.

VACATION HOMEWOOOOOOORK

This is the BEST homework EVER



(guest artist: Rebekah, who thinks I am a mean lady but I am NOT)

NEW YOOOOOOOOORK

:|

I DON'T REMEMBER DRAWING THIS AT ALL

this is a problem

when this show actually airs, and isn't nearly as amazing as it seems on paper, I will be so sad



CONTEXT SO THIS WILL MAKE AT LEAST A LITTLE SENSE

jake, you look like poo, go away. go start your own casino with blackjack and hookers and then forget the blackjack

and she looks like the grinch

(which is probably no coincidence because she totally acted like one in this episode ELL OH ELL)

oh man, I have got to post the winners to the contest already

that is a lot of hair

Quick pencil drawings done in the car while waiting for Sarah which I then colored lazily by computer.



SOMEDAY YOUR HAIR WILL NO LONGER OBSCURE YOUR HIPS, PRINCESS, AND THEN FINN WILL DIE OF YOUR HOTNESS

TRUE STORY

bleh

Got bored and decided to experiment with colored pencils, because I've never really tried anything like this before.



wow that is a huge file whoops

So yeah. My sneaker. Awesome. (hi stealth ted)

Also, took a page from Anan's book and now you can rate posts. AWESOME RIGHT

WIP sounds like something from Devo

It's not finished. Obviously.

HMM PERSPECTIVE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY FRIEND TODAY :|

I should paint my fingernails again...

from June



Bekah and I were going through old pictures and she said I had to post this. So yeah.

"You do realize, 'gay old time' is just an expression..."

"Get those away from me.

... they don't go with my hair. ;_;"

this movie was on like 3 times today. And so I drew stuff for it because I love it.

some more old stuff

I am actually very surprised this isn't up yet.



Found this again while procrastinating and going through my deviantart scraps. There's some weird stuff in there, man. But I found this and I still like what I was trying to do, even though I messed up the lighting on the bottom (which is why I quit)

and yes, this affair with MSPaint is a longstanding one

Jeepers, creepers!

i am

SO BORED

homework, stop looking at me ;_;

Your face is a mess.

SAY HELLO TO TED.



also, check this out FOR AWESOME

Let's eat some spaghetti.

I'm on a drawing binge, folks. Dunno what happened.



Pretty sure the comments I wrote on the actual picture sum this one up nicely.

Also, stealth Ted goin' on. Ted is awesome.

(oh yeah have I not mentioned my irrational love for this movie? i love it irrationally. like, really love. it's a problem. still think he died at the end though.)

Rockstars.

I almost didn't put this up but I like it too much not to.



why yes it is adventure time again why do you ask

Okay so this is the Ice King (again because he is my favoriiite) and Marceline the Vampire Queen. I don't think they actually know each other in the show, but she plays the guitar (and has an amp with her name on it) and he plays drums, so I thought THEY SHOULD TOTALLY BE BFFS AND HAVE JAM SESSIONS

And then instead of drawing jam sessions I just drew her annoying him because she just seems like that kind of person. She stole his crown, see.

if this show gets through its 2+ seasons and they don't even have a tiny jam session, I will be sad.

How can it be a dance off if there's no dancing?

On the left, the Ice King from Adventure Time. On the right, 1 from 9.

No, I don't know what this is. Or why 1 is like, 100 times bigger than he should be. (HE USED HIS MAGICAL POPE POWERS. BECAUSE HE IS THE RAGDOLL POPE)

Also this is in no way influenced by my reading of every Adventure Time storyboard that is online. :|

(EDIT: because I called 1 by 9's name by accident whoops)

hmm hmm

original sketch for my last thing on deviantART



in some ways I like it better than what I actually ended up with but oh well

I'll judge the contest soon, I promise. I got swine flu, okay

EDIT: AND YOU KNOW WHAT, THE DUDE WHO MADE THE SHOW FAVORITED THE PICTURE ON DA OKAY SO I AM AWESOME

PEACE OUT

I WAS FEELING INSPIRED

MY ART JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER


A side contest! WRITE WHAT YOU THINK IS HAPPENING IN THIS PICTURE IN 30 WORDS OR LESS

I don't know what the prize is but STILL IT WILL BE GREAT

*AS*TEROID, EH?

My 6 year old brother likes to stress the first syllable.



Drawn to show Rebekah how to color under the lines with MSPaint. Good times.

BY THE WAYYYY DID YOU ENTER MY CONTEST HINT HINT

CONTEST

THIS IS

A CONTEST



That's right, folks, I am having a super special contest of awesome, inspired by Maggie's constant contests! It's pretty simple, so let's get to it.



Color this picture.

THAT'S IT



Okay, let me elaborate a bit. Here are the rules:

1: Color the picture of Zoidberg above, in any way you see fit. Be creative. ETA: You may enter as many times as you'd like.
2: Have it finished and sent to me in some way by... oh, September 10th or so. That's two weeks.
3: THERE ARE NO OTHER RULES

As an example, here is one that I printed out and colored with crayons (BECAUSE I AM 19). Obviously this is not in the contest,but it's an idea of how to color it I guess. But really I just wanted to color it with crayons (BECAUSE I AM 19).



NOW COLOR

COLOR LIKE THE WIND

WHO'S THE CAPTAIN NOW, HUH??

I don't even knoooooooow

someone needs to punch me in the faaaaaaaaaaace

HI AGAIN GUYS

SO I FORGOT TO PUT ANYTHING UP HERE OOPS

Here's something I drew when I was bored today. It's not done and there are like 5000 problems with it but I DON'T CAAAAAAAAAARE

oh yeah what's a good name that starts with V

Hot stuff

I found this in a folder. It's pretty self-explanatory.



The end.

12:30am

When I do my BEST DRAWING EVER



why yes I have been watching cartoons why do you ask

CONDITION IT

BECAUSE I HAVEN'T UPDATED THIS IN FOREVER



GUESS WHAT KIND IT IS

WIN A PRIZE

ETA: BEKAH YOU CANNOT GUESS BECAUSE YOU WATCHED ME DRAW IT

uuuuuuuuugh

Okay so finals came and I was busy and this week has been ADVENTURE CENTRAL which is so annoying. I am going to post the story on my normal blog soon so watch that if you want to hear AMAZING ADVENTURES.

In any event.

So a friend and I came up with a plan that we draw every day for the entire summer. I forgot until today when I was taking with him, and then Rachel E gave me an idea for a picture. Awesome times!



Balloons!

(day one!)

Why does the cat talk and the rat shoot lightning.

The only anime that I ever watch or know anything about.

TEAM ROCKET ILU <3



Originally I was going to post some crap where I was drawing a little girl and then LeFou in the corner, but then I accidentally saved over it with this. TRAGEDY

But Team Rocket is never not awesome, especially when James is crossdressing again.

Work-in-progress

Half me seeing if I can draw realistic people, half me seeing if I can draw realistic hands.

(It's my brother.)

Time to run to lunch yayyyyyyyyyy

class is almost over yayyyyyyyy

NOT DEAD.

I am not dead. I have just been busy with the last few weeks of class is all.

I went through a little 'dry spell' as it were, but yes I am drawing again and it is going to be AWESOME.

Just this little thing I threw together a few minutes ago for you, then.

Sketch Dump pt 6: ... how is that a word

A one-off character, based off of a set of MH discussions in which the writer asked a question, then followed it up with no less than 5 emails crying for us to "plz plz plz answer plz"

It was exactly as annoying as it sounds.

Sketch Dump pt 5: platypi?

So um. Like two years ago, Seth and Rachel E and I came up with all these weird superheroes. This was Seth's Captain Hurk's sidekick. Her name is Confusing Platypi Babe.

No there is no explanation. She just is.

Sketch Dump pt 4: Coconuts

Why yes I was very into the Chzo Mythos games at the time, why do you ask?

He is using his stick-thing to get coconuts from that palm tree.

ETA: my god that is the most terrifying palm tree ever

Sketch Dump pt 3: Admiration!

Meant to post this a week ago and forgot! Whoops!



I think I drew this 3-4 times in various places (ie - notebooks, loose pieces of paper, etc) with this being one of the first, I think. I know I had one where I actually had almost finished it in pen, but I think that's in a box of papers in Leah's closet.

Anyway, that's Cabadath/The Tall Man from XDAS and Black Mage from 8-Bit Theatre.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah.

Sketch Dump pt 2: VARIETY HOUR

this one is in my deviantART scraps but I DON'T CARE



Backstory: for some reason I had the not-so-hilarious idea that Cabadath and the New Prince from the Chzo Mythos games could have their own sitcom. With super lame jokes. They were supposed to act like brothers who were always mad at each other but deep down really cared.

No, I don't know either.

In any event, there was a loooooooooooooooot of stuff like this in my sketchbooks/notebooks. A lot.

(why no I don't still think it's funny why are you asking no really i don't find it funny at ALL)

Sketch Dump pt 1: MORE UNCLE WALTER

I actually forgot I drew him again.



He looks like an evil rapist. :(

He's just supposed to be a weird uncle who annoys Eugene a lot.

SKETCH DUMP

So I just got my notebooks back from home and this is the first page of my most recent sketchbook. It's two years old.

Here's the full page:



What, you can't see all that? Pfft, lame. Fine, I'll break it up.

IN FUTURE POSTS.

Oh snap.

:D

(and the post count for 2007 skyrockets)

His mother would be proud.

I just couldn't bear to let this work of genius get lost in a sea of photo comments.



Drawn at 1:30 this morning.





(hey maggie, am I going to need another one of those cleansing ceremonies for this picture [and the blog post title]?)

problematic? maybe

Was going to draw something new, but instead I figured I'd showcase my ongoing love affair with the name Walter.



An illustration in my old French notebook of a story I wrote for class. The French is supposed to mean "I love your kidney".

The jist of the story is this:

Eugene's mother's brother, Walter, is coming over for the holidays. Eugene hates his uncle because Uncle Walter likes to jump out from behind doors and scream "FEAR MY MUSTACHE" and Eugene finds this obnoxious. (He is actually most annoyed because it gets him every time and he usually screams and he doesn't like being made fun of.)

So Eugene decides he is going to get back at his uncle by waiting in the park where his uncle takes walks every morning, and then jumping out from behind a tree and screaming the aforementioned (and pictured) phrase. Uncle Walter is upset and goes back home. THE END.

I reread it two months back and couldn't stop laughing because I named him Walter. I always forget that it's been a very longstanding love affair.

BONUS PICTURE: EUGENE WAITING BEHIND A TREE



(two sidenotes: tagged under murdock because it takes place in the same universe, as it were. and no my love of the name does not come from Watchmen; that was just an added bonus)

Whoops, I'm here

Long story short, I got really sick and forgot about a lot of stuff, this blog included.

To make up for it, here is a talentless 4 year old picture!



Story: he ate a pickle and then turned into a pickle. IMAGINATIVE

In other news, this is my 50th post!

I WAS INSPIRED

INSPIRATION

IT HIT ME LIKE A BRICK TO THE FACE

ETA: HIS NAME IS ANACONDA VAN HALEN

MAKE IT DOUBLE

An attempt to remedy the fact that none of the last like 8 posts have been pictures from 2008*!



So yeah I can't draw snakes. D:

*I had an 8-9 month long major art block in 2008, where I hardly drew anything. Even the pictures in my school notebooks were sparse. D:

It's not a shoe.

It's supposed to be part of a building with a tree in front. Drawn for my art class.

There used to be a picture of me drawing this on the main WCC website and also on their little booklets about the college. I was all proud of myself in a lame way.

Draw Yourself!

I did! So should you!

Used an old style for fun.

Metachap.

Paul's weird superhero. He was fun to draw.



My, Metachap, those are some big thighs you have. :\

Here are some more beautiful drawings!

Drew this one afternoon when I was totally bored.



ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL

I sure used a lot of blue.

First person to guess what I was watching while drawing this wins a prize!

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

IT IS

THE 4TH ANNUAL UNMELTING OF MURDOCK THE ICICLE DAY!!!!

ONLY THE BEST HOLIDAY EVER

Here is a beautiful picture from earlier on my blog reposted to commemorate this event.



Anyone who was my friend around the time this picture was drawn might remember seeing it on Rachel E's old dead blog. :D

NOW GO

GO AND CELEBRATE

Gsteve on a wall.

Exactly what it says on the tin. Couldn't think of anything else to post.

Apparently I drew something 4 years ago that wasn't absolutely horrific! Shock!